Funny Bengals Fantasy Outlook
"Bengals. All of 'em: Call the ASPCA because this dead horse is not only beaten, it's being processed into Elmer's as we speak. Palmer's injury sounds serious. The likely starter is Ryan Fitzpatrick, who blipped on the fantasy radar with the Rams in 2005 with a 310 yard/3 TD game subbing for Bulger, but is, well, not good. But he's also from Harvard and kinda looks like Matt Damon without the strong DNA, so is he wicked smaahht enough to muster up some fantasy points on this train wreck of a team? Doubtful. As for Chris Perry, well, when you're injury-prone and might be replaced by a drunken pontoon boat driver, things are grim."
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Permalink Reply by McRebel83 on -
I didn't know I was replacing Chris Perry, The scout must have seen me the last time I went fishing! :)
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Permalink Reply by 80spanthergrad on -
"when you're injury-prone and might be replaced by a drunken pontoon boat driver, things are grim."
HA!!!
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